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Depressing Turnip (35)Hivebuzz level badge

I try to channel my anxiety into writing funny posts

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  • depressingturnip (35)in #funny • 8 years ago
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    Do not Fear the Reaper

    A lot of people more or less consciously choose to believe in a religion because the concept of dying terrifies them on a very fundamental level. They simply cannot reconcile the…
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    • depressingturnip (35)in #funny • 8 years ago
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      Babymaking over Buttsechs

      In these days where the escalating nuclear dick waving of North Korea has become daily headline news and you are increasingly finding yourself thinking that the wild-eyed lunatic…
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      • depressingturnip (35)in #blog • 8 years ago
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        All your Heroes are Dead

        Recently I listened to a crushingly beautiful live version of David Bowie’s ‘Ashes to Ashes’ from 2002: It is a bittersweet feeling to experience art and talent of such…
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        • depressingturnip (35)in #introduceyourself • 8 years ago
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          Introductions

          What happens in the head of a normal man when he on a daily basis is faced with the injustices and the contradictions of the world? What happens when an average working Joe…
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