PostsCommentsPayoutsdeirdyweirdy (68)in Weekend Experiences • 7 days agoLast centuryThe year 2000? Ah, I remember it well! I’d just bought a canal house in Amsterdam and was staying there for New Year with my beau of 5 years. We were sleeping on a mezzanine…deirdyweirdy (68)in Weekend Experiences • 14 days agoChildsplayI’ve always been a frustrated artist. Inside me somewhere is an artistic genius trying to get out. In my dreams I sit poised at an easel, the canvas before me alive with colour…deirdyweirdy (68)in Weekend Experiences • 21 days agoThe great pretenderI don’t think I could be more likeable. Honestly! I pride myself on my affability and my sunny disposition. As the old saying goes ‘first impressions last’ and I’m always careful…deirdyweirdy (68)in Weekend Experiences • 27 days agoJabber.I’m a grumpy old woman. Almost everything annoys me. I could write a list as long as War and Peace but in the interests of brevity, and it is the soul of wit after all, I can…deirdyweirdy (68)in Weekend Experiences • last monthWith any luck.I have occasionally pondered why some people seem luckier than others, whether luck is something you create or something you're given, and whether I am lucky. Born to alcoholic…deirdyweirdy (68)in Homesteading • last monthOne good turn ..or, the tragic demise of Chucky McChuckdeirdyweirdy (68)in Weekend Experiences • 2 months agoThe new world order.There’s either something wrong with the world or something wrong with me, and let me tell you there’s nowt awry with this lady! I am an oasis of rationality in a world of…deirdyweirdy (68)in HiveGarden • 2 months agoFull and plentyI know I know, pride is one of the seven deadly sins, but I must say I’m jolly proud of the results of my gardening endeavours. After the most sunless summer, I can remember…but…deirdyweirdy (68)in Weekend Experiences • 2 months agoImproving on perfection.Nobody’s perfect, but I’m as near as dammit! Now we’re not talking physical perfection here, as at my age, well, what can I tell you? But in all other aspects, I think I can say…deirdyweirdy (68)in Weekend Experiences • 2 months agoParadise regained.Rules laws and damned regulations; they’re everywhere and all-encompassing. So many laws yet the world is lawless. If I were king I’d scrap ‘em all and replace them with just…deirdyweirdy (68)in Weekend Experiences • 3 months agoAll due respectAt my age, it’s unlikely that I could persuade anyone to purchase sexual favours from me. Still, should I be so propositioned on a dark night by a blind man with a penchant for…deirdyweirdy (68)in Weekend Experiences • 3 months agoCamping it up!I am not one who likes to rough it. A city gal through and through, I was never one for the great outdoors. I like the bustle and buzz of city life and the convenience of being…deirdyweirdy (68)in Weekend Experiences • 3 months agoMoney matters.“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” ― Oscar Wilde I studied a subject called Economics for four years in secondary school. It taught me…deirdyweirdy (68)in Weekend Experiences • 4 months agoDead as a doornail.My father’s longtime girlfriend died in my arms as I struggled to place an oxygen mask on her face. One minute alive, the next taking her final breath, a sort of wheeze, her body…deirdyweirdy (68)in Weekend Experiences • 4 months agoDrunk in charge.There was a slaughterhouse behind the house on Camden Street where I lived as a child. Perhaps it made some impression on me for I was never much of a meat eater. In my teens…deirdyweirdy (68)in Rant, Complain, Talk • 4 months agoWasters!“No man undertakes a trade he has not learned, even the meanest; yet everyone thinks himself sufficiently qualified for the hardest of all trades, that of government.” Socrates…deirdyweirdy (68)in Weekend Experiences • 4 months agoSecond senseor, shaft them before they shaft you!deirdyweirdy (68)in Weekend Experiences • 5 months agoI'll tell you a secret!I’m pretty upfront about my opinions on most things. In fact, I could likely give a 30-minute lecture to anyone who’d care to listen on the evils of government, the madness of…deirdyweirdy (68)in Weekend Experiences • 5 months agoGoodness me.I wouldn’t describe myself as a good person exactly, though I did once help a blind person cross the road. I’ve lied and cheated, but only in dealings with authorities…deirdyweirdy (68)in Weekend Experiences • 5 months agoA perfect fit.I was born fast. I walk, talk and think fast, which is just as well given the number of sticky situations I’ve had to talk myself out of. It’s my contention, though I have no…