• blue-thoughts (30)in #funny • 7 years ago

  Vaping vs Cigarettes

  I’m currently at a bar getting drunk with my friends. One of my friends is trying to quit smoking. Not a good idea at a bar but whatever. She looked at me and said “hey give me…

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• blue-thoughts (30)in #inspirational • 7 years ago

  Feeling Blessed!

  So last night I was watching this show called “Lucifer”. It was about someone killing a comedian. Turns out the guy was making jokes about a guy with a micropenis and they…

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• blue-thoughts (30)in #fun • 7 years ago

  Does anybody else hate johnboy and billy?

  I’m not a fan of morning talk shows to begin with because i hate talking first thing in the morning but when I first start my car to go to work and all I hear is johnboy’s…

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• blue-thoughts (30)in #joke • 7 years ago

  New word for vagina!

  Spunk cup As in go wash out dirty spunk cup Your spunk cup floweth over Can I take a sip from your spunk cup

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• blue-thoughts (30)in #news • 7 years ago

  Dear Harvey Weinstein,

  It has been brought to the world’s attention that trading sexual favors with you brings success. You are like the heroin dealer in “Requiem for a Dream”. Hell that character…

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• blue-thoughts (30)in #steem • 7 years ago

  I want to troll people on Steem!

  So I have now been a member for less than 24 hours. I have been reading posts and looking at things people say and like. Can I just say that I want to laugh at half the shit I…

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• blue-thoughts (30)in #educational • 7 years ago

  I don’t believe in time or traveling it

  First I’m going to start by saying that I am not a physicist. My theory is coming from ignorance and if you would like to school me then feel free. I don’t believe in time. I’m…

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• blue-thoughts (30)in #introduction • 7 years ago

  Introduce yourself

  Hello steemers! My name is Blue and I recently saw an article about Steemit, so naturally, I joined. I joke around a lot about subjects that most people would stay away from.…

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• blue-thoughts (30)in #joke • 7 years ago

  Dark comedy

  Do you think the other rockstars are making fun of Chester Bennington for killing himself on Chris Cornell’s birthday like kids on a playground? Standing around singing “Chris…

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• blue-thoughts (30)in #comedy • 7 years ago

  North Carolina law joke

  I saw where North Carolina passed a law saying a man has the right to finish sex if he already penetrated the vag even if she changes her mind and wants to stop. I think it would…

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• blue-thoughts (30)in #comedy • 7 years ago

  Terrible dark comedy story about how I hate children

  I’m a server in a restaurant and I have to listen to people all day and pretend to give a shit with a smile on my face to make money. When I’m on the clock I’m ok with it because…

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