• abegurko (43)in #colorchallenge • 7 years ago

  Blue Blue His World Is Blue

  Like his tie, General Mike Flynn is feeling mighty blue now that Robert Mueller has painted the rat & probably his son into a corner. "And in this corner " we have a felon and an…

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• abegurko (43)in #cryptocurrency • 7 years ago

  Homeland Security Is Monitoring Cryptocurrency?

  Well there goes that! As in my get rich quick scheme having jumped into the Cryptocurrency game. Now that that heinous mouthpiece, Sarah Huckabee Sanders who speaks for the even…

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• abegurko (43)in #colorchallenge • 7 years ago

  How Green Is Barak Obama's Valley Now

  Remember when this iconic photo of Barak Obama toking on a joint permeated the internet when those stupid, white Republicans thought that it would hurt his chances of getting…

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• abegurko (43)in #funny • 7 years ago

  The KKK May Be White...But Really...They Are Yellow

  We all know that the KKK are a bunch of stupid white boys wearing white bedsheets and Casper the Ghost hoods, but really...they are yellow. To hide their faces is a sign of fear.…

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• abegurko (43)in #funny • 7 years ago

  Poontang Police Working Overtime

  Several weeks ago, as all the sexual predators began to drop like flies, I coined the phrase Poontang Police. Even before the LAPD had created the Entertainment Industry Task…

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• abegurko (43)in #todayshow • 7 years ago

  Ann Curry Must Be Dancing Like No One Is Watching

  Remember when Matt Lauer instigated the demise of Ann Curry from the Today Show? Well, this morning, like all of us, she must be gobsmacked to learn that Matt Lauer--the golden…

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• abegurko (43)in #baboon • 7 years ago

  Gross Baboon of the Year Award

  Those of you that read my last post have been introduced to the Gross Baboon of the Year...which is actually an Award that I've been handing out for a few years on my blog…

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• abegurko (43)in #orange • 7 years ago

  Orange You Glad You're Not....

  ...that Gross Baboon of the Year, Donald J (is for Jerk) Trump! And when I say baboon, I do not mean to insult actual baboons. Rather, just acknowledging that these two animals…

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• abegurko (43)in #introduceyourself • 7 years ago

  Hello Steemit. WTF is this?

  Hi y'all. I've been kidnapped. I am tied to a desk chair in Hollywood and have been told to write posts every day or else....I'll be broke for the rest of my life. That said…

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